Return of Reporter Prith....

(I think this is how is used to go.....)

Good Evening viewers and welcome to another segment of News on 12:02pm, thats right, we give you the news just 2 minutes later than midnight.

On our agenda tonight or shall i say morning, we have a special guest, he's not with us, but he's in an undisclosed location somewhere, our sources have said, over the mountains and between the valleys of the beautiful countryland that sits next to the deep blue sea with thrashing waves and a slight pinch of monsoon in the cloud filled skies hovering adjacently to the towering oak trees of the silt filled river meandering its way through the mysterious rainforest containing the unbelieveable sights of the magnificent waterfalls, which brings us to the location.......

which still remains undisclosed...

Here comes his transmission......zzzz..zzzz.hel.lo..ssssshhh.....an..yone.....there...(static)...zz...tchtchtch...(whispers in the background)...set it up properly you idiot.......zz.zzz.zzzz.zzzzzzzz Hi this is Prith reporting live from an undisclosed location somewhere in(read above). Alot has been going on lately in this barren land with its multitude of beauty(ies).
For starters the summer is dawning and winter is waving good-bye, which can be a bad thing and a goodthing. As most people look forward to going to the beaches in summer rather than in winter(most people!).
Moving along, there has been some mass gatherings taking place in this land of the unforgotten, such as a tribal(not really) dance performance has taken place somewhere in the midst of the society, expressing unique expressions of unseen emotions.

Breaking news, all the goldfish in the vicinity of this tribe has suddenly transformed to what the locals call the "chingrimaach" or in other words prawn, most of the local scientists say its because of the weather change, but no one is for sure.
Other sources say that a med-ieval looking female has discovered shampoo and its aroma to make hair smell better.
From another reliable connection, this news came from the other side of the island, stating that the tribesmen there have discovered the use of wheels on bicycles, and just discovered that applying (front)brakes at hight speeds causes flips of the human body to take place, as stated by the source.This discovery was made possible by two famous scientists, names are still being asked by my crew, it will take some time as the language on this island is very complicated.

Carrying on, to the next section.

Science and Commerce and Winery.

Well, unfortunately, my crew has not made it back yet from the perilous track to the den of the source of the news, hopefully they will report back to headquarters soon with good news.

As for sports, the recent frisbee champion oversaw the use of unbelieveable techniques of throwing the frisbee, which could no have been done without high intelligence. The frisbee championship finals ended with no result leaving the players with scars and happy memories of fetching the frisbee from the dark black forests of the arena.

Moving alo.n..z.z...tchtchtch....sss.s......-----end of transmission------

(Back to the newsroom)

Thanks Prith,
well thats all the time we have for this edition of News on 12:02pm,
Be sure to tune in next time on another exciting and thrilling editon,
same place same time same blog...
Goodnight and Goodmorning...



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