Reporting Live!!!

After some busy and hectic weeks on site, we have finally been able to get hold of our long lost reporter somewhere in the barren lands down under. It has come to our knowledge that he has some exciting news in store for us...

We're receivcing his audio signal right now, hold on..

phishhhhhhhshshshshshshsh...zzup(static noise....)
Duk..Duk...(Mic adjusting)....sshhh..sshhh(testing mic)
ahem..ahem...(preparing to talk now)

Thanks(to the guys in the news room),

Its been a while since i've been able to report live on any event, you guys keep forgetting where i am!! Oh well as you can see, i mean, hear from the sounds of this place(....silence...), that its VERY quiet.

Yes i am in a laboratory right now, where a new species has been discovered. Known as the Homo Sapien Studius. These creatures are doing something amazing....they are actually studying!! YES! Studying!, day and night, morning and evening(lunch time not included) they still need to eat.

I have managed to bring two of these species aside and interview them.


They seem to refuse to comment as they are eating some sort of "food". Apparently this is what they usually eat. They call it pizza, we know it as Fat!

Dapash!!!(sound of water splashing about!)...zzzup(sound of electricity)

[back to the newsroom...]

It seems like our correspondent has lost communication due to some technical difficulties...we'll try and get him again..but that will be for next time.

Same place, same channel, just different time..
Goodnight.


pMaN